HCMC seems to stretch almost to the border as most of the two hour journey into town is spent passing shops and factories rather than the flooded paddie fields of Cambodia.
Once the bus dumped us in the city we all split in separate directions like turtles with giant, nylon shells. Jacq and I checked a couple of musty rooms before settling on an upmarket guesthouse room on the first floor above backpacker central. Upmarket in that it cost US$14 instead of the US$8 price range we had looked at.
We’ve quickly realised that trying to avoid backpacker ground zero in any Asian city is a futile exercise. It’s where the cheap bus tickets are sold, the memory cards burnt to CD and the best beers chilled.
Outside of these areas its a bitch to navigate, communicate or find decent accommodation. Instead we make Pham Ngu Lao our base and leave every morning to see the sights, only returning in the evening for beer, food and sleep.
I like the city already. There are less touts. There seems to be enough enterprise and jobs for the Vietnamese to get on with their lives rather than seeing us as their next client. There are boulevards and they are tree-lined. And there is bia hoi.
Little bia hoi stalls set up in the arvo with tiny tables and plastic chairs and dispense crisp, cold beer from the keg for a 3000d a glass, or less than AUD$0.20.
Not that I have bought it by the glass. Whenever I approach the Bui Vien bia hoi stall the old lady running the shop sternly points me to a seat and then fills up a 1.5L jug of beer without even being asked.
I’ve realised that dropping into bia hoi for a ‘quick one’ before dinner is a risky affair. Either eat early and resign to drinking the rest of the night away, or arrive at dusk and snack from the passing food vendors and let mama san do the rest.
Backpack Storybook tip: We bought a US$6 ticket from Phnom Penh to HCMC. On the Cambodian side we travelled in a shitheap bus owned by Narin. We changed at the border (a relatively hassle free, though confusing exercise, 1-2hrs) into a Happy Tour bus. Very small but brand new. Seven hours all up. Mekong Express does it in five hours, no bus change. US$12. Worth the money.






















